Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Knock Knock Come in

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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