What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Hello

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

It smells like triangles in here.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Wats a joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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