why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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canaan and mallory

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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