How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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i eat poop

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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OBAMA

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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i'm not gay

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Ken wins!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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