What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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