- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

c+t+c?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Chuck norris survived rapture.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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