What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

The 13th Amendment...

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

connor sucks

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

It smells like triangles in here.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

i eat poop

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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