A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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hot diggity dog

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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who farted your mother

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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