Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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