Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How old is victor? Old

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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