Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Don't think of granny porn

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Where's my tractor?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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