What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

your a towel.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

nine...eleven

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

How do magnets work?

Women

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Canida

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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