You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Good.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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hot diggity dog

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Anti Joke

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