Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Tennesse

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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