- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

hi. thats what she said.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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