whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

whos gay? you are

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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