- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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