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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

who smells? •Liam

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How old is victor? Old

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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