only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Boobs are nasty!

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

math test 2=2

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Two women were sitting quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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