- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

No it isn't.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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