what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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ballsack

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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