why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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