- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Communism

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.