What do you call a tall Asian Tall

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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