what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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ha.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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