Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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