What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Homework.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

GONNA

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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