2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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The Holocaust

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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