Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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potatoes

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Anti Joke

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