- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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