what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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