boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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potatoes

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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