Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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