- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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