- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Asians

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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