Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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