A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Lil' Wayne

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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