Hellen Keller

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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