Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Chuck Norris

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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