Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

thumb_up thumb_down +2

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

thumb_up thumb_down

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

thumb_up thumb_down

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops