a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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