What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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i love antijokes

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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I'm gay.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Who has downs this joke

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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