What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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This is my joke. funny

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