What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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women playing football?

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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women leaving the kitchen

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The penn state football administration

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Video Games

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Left. That one direction...

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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whats pale and white your ass.

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DOWN

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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