if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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It says so on your cap.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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