Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

The WNBA.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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