- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't think of a joke!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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