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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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