- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

George Bush does not care about black people.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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