Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Knock knock whos there punctuation

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats9+10 19

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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