If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What is next?

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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