- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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