Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Potato

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Women"s Rights

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Video Games

The penn state football administration

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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