Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Ham sandwich

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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