- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse than hell?

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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