what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Banana(s)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Trashcan!

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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