What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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a black father

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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weiner? balls

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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