What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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No

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Anti Joke

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