We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Anti Joke

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