What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

knock knock go away ok

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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