School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Working hard or hardly working????

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Bumsniffer

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

WTF BOOOOOM

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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