- Anti Joke

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

This is my joke. funny

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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