- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Compton

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Penis!

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Vagina-Boob

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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