what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Compton

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Penis!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Vagina-Boob

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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