What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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knock knock go away ok

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