what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Women's sports.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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memes

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anti Joke

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