- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Your mom

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Chayton

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

George W. Bush

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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