women's rights.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Chayton

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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George W. Bush

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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