Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Banana(s)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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