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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

SC Johnson a Family Company

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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