Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Knock knock Come in!

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:-)book

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Tennesse

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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