- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

9/11/2001

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

i dislike sack in my mouth

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