What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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penis

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Anti Joke

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