- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What's white and sticky? Glue

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Giving birth to the antichrist

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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